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17 Jokes About Books That Are Pretty Goddamn Funny
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Arcade Fire. The early line-up quickly changed following rifts, first between co-founder Win Butler and Myles Broscoe, then between View Product. Bon Iver. In the winter of Justin Vernon — aka Bon Iver — picked up a In the winter of Justin Vernon — aka Bon Iver — picked up a guitar, a laptop and some basic recording equipment and retreated to a remote cabin in the woods of Wisconsin to lick his wounds.
The story of Christina Aguilera. Initially driven by a compulsion to escape from her father, she took refuge in a Dave Grohl Story. Teenage punk, self-taught musician, bandleader, session man, smoker, drinker, multi-millionaire, David Grohl has achieved a Journey are undoubtedly one of America's most successful melodic rock bands, with record sales in Journey are undoubtedly one of America's most successful melodic rock bands, with record sales in excess of 75 million.
And with the recent phenomenal success of Don't Stop Believin' now the most downloaded song of all time they've been given A: He got Avogadro's number! A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
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The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it. Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel. Q: If H 2 O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H 2 O cubed. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer? Q: What do you do with a dead chemist? A: Barium. Q: What did one ion say to the other?
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A: I've got my ion you. Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? A: To reduce his carbon footprint. Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution. A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail? A: A silicon. Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? A: Because it's pretty basic stuff. Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
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A: Separation anxiety. Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules! We'll find a solution. A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc. Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint. A: Breaking up is hard to do. Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new? A: C over lambda. Q: How did the chemist survive the famine? A: By subsisting on titrations. Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns. Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity. Q: What element is derived from a Norse god? A: Thorium. Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery. Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon. Little Willie was a chemist.
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